I knew you'd screw it up...

2D sat in his room, playing a little music on one of his keyboards... "Mmm..." he

had started coming up with a new song. It eventually started playing itself. He

smiled, closing his eyes. The music was so beautiful. So peaceful. He immersed

himself in the melody.
The door opened.
The once beautiful music turned into a discordant jolt as 2D's eyes widened,  

"M-Murdoc!"
"...'Ello, 2D." he walked over to 2D, sitting next to him.
"H-hey..."
"No need to stop... That was nice."
"Nice?"
"Yes." he purred. "It was lovely."
He blushed. "Um..."
"Don't be embarassed." he touched 2D's face.
"I-I'm not..." he straightened up.
"Then... Play."
2D scratched his head; what was Murdoc... Oh right... 2D was getting the 'gurl'

treatment, now. This was nice. He put his fingers back down on the keys, trying to

remember where he'd left off. The music was lovely.
Once 2D had finished playing, Murdoc smiled. "That was good." he put an arm

around 2D's waist. He had an evil-looking smirk over his face.
2D stared. Was Murdoc coming onto him? That was a definate 'What the hell?'

moment. 2D didn't really mind. It was something he'd gone through in his head

many times. He did like Murdoc. He loved him. And... Maybe... This was... His

chance...
"WHOT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
When 2D had came back to reality, he found himself kissing Murdoc. Not really

something that bothered him. But... It seemed to bother Murdoc for some reason...
Murdoc spat on the floor, "Pleh pleh! That's bludy disgusting! WHOT THE BLUDY

'ELL?!"
"B-but..."
"Whot did I tell you about that, 2D?! I AIN'T FUCKING QUEER!" he raised his hand

to hit him.
"BUTYOUSAIDYOUWOULDTREATMELIKEAGURL!" he said just before Murdoc could

punch him.
"..." Murdoc sighed. "I was only doing this to see how you'd react. I wasn't... Satan...

I just wanted you to give up... I really... That was gross. Don't do it again. I swear."
"But... You were comin' onto me... And..."
"I wasn't trying to... Jeeez... I shouldv'e known you'd screw this up somehow...

Forget it, 2D. Just forget it." Murdoc walked out in a huff.